Where to begin? From the beginning, I suppose. Joel, Maria, JVC GY-HD250U and I crammed into our town car in Stamford and set sail for Monaco. Having upgraded my colleagues to business class (not the camera, it got checked and put in the cargo hold), we found ourselves hanging out pre-flight in the Admirals Club lounge, where I sucked down a few cocktails with my non-alcoholic-drinking amigos. It helps me sleep better on planes. Whatever, don’t judge. You just got here (to my blog).

I was also reminded of how slow I eat, when, during the middle of my meal the stewardess tried to serve me ice cream. Because everyone else was done with dinner. Therefore I should’ve been done with dinner. Their logic is flawless. My sarcasm is endless.